12:20 p.m.
Reporter 1: Looks like a fugitive just ate a bullet in Cohoes.
Reporter 2: Is he takin' a nap, they think?
Editor: Yeah. How do you end up in Cohoes?
Reporter 2: Seriously. Why din't he go to Lake Placid, someplace nice?
Editor: I guess it reminded him of Pennsylvania, another broken down town.