Monday, December 22, 2008

Overheard in newsroom:

12:20 p.m.

Reporter 1: Looks like a fugitive just ate a bullet in Cohoes.
Reporter 2: Is he takin' a nap, they think?
Editor: Yeah. How do you end up in Cohoes?
Reporter 2: Seriously. Why din't he go to Lake Placid, someplace nice?
Editor: I guess it reminded him of Pennsylvania, another broken down town.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

SUNY Albany, Earth Sciences and Mathematics building

Undergrad woman, to undergrad man: You medicate yourself your way. I medicate myself my way. My way is called "alcoholism."