The dog kennel

Kurt, the owner's son, to me: Oh yeah she shit out a sock.

Me: What?

Kurt: Yeah, a green sock. You want to watch that it could be dangerous, or they could have to go in and get it out and it will cost you $2,500 and besides she could get really hurt.

Me: Geez. I really thought I had put all the socks away.

Kurt: That's all you can do. I would have thought the younger dog would be the sock eater. Anyway, people ask me questions all the time of how to get your dog to stop eating shit like that. It's like they want this wise, Ceasar Milan answer. I just tell them, "Why don't you try keeping your socks or shoes or whatever on a high shelf?" Then they look at me like I'm the idiot.