At the office, continued today

Coworker, mid-60s, on telephone:

Thank you for the photo but her legs are cut off. We need to get her legs in the picture. When you get here you can do your hair. No, no. No! Tell Naomi this thing is going in the newspaper. Be sure to tell...As far as I know this thing is running tomorrow. They're anxious to get it in. I know she is. Oh! She'll be back on Monday. I'll let her know. I wil. I'll call Marge. Good luck with Marybeth. It makes me sad. No! It makes me sad. Yes!

At the office, Tuesday

Co-worker, mid-60s, to stripper, mid-70s, over the phone:

We're not interested in your voice, Josephine. We're interested in your body! Wear your hair the same way you had it done that night and come in and we will take your picture.