Karen, bartender, to Chris, regular customer:
Karen: Well don't you look handsome tonight?
Chris: Really? Thanks. I don't feel so handsome.
Karen: It's your inner glow.
(Silence. Chris, standing, sips his beer.)
Karen: You may get free entertainment tonight.
Chris: Really?
Karen: Last two nights I've gotten yelled at by 40 year old women because I've cut them off and thrown them out. So maybe it will happen again tonight.
Chris: Really?
Karen: I'm sick of old drunk ladies calling me a fat bitch.
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